butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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