So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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