The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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