oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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