I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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