I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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