why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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