never play flip cup with pint glasses
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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