i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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