do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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