There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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