does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
