I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
