I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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