Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
