Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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