Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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