so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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