I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
NoShamevember. You game?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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