Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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