Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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