He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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