when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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