physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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