Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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