It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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