belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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