well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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