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(515): View more from Iowa

You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype

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(314): View more from Missouri

doooooooo herrrrrrrrr

(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm out of practice. be my yoda

(314): View more from Missouri

put your penis in her you must.

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(330): View more from Ohio

he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now

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(631): View more from New York

He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.

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(916): View more from California

Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.

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