We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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