i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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