We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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