i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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