Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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