i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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