i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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