So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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