Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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