census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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