I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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