I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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