Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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