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What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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