shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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