so that wasnt chicken after all
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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