nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just made out with a guy for $7.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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