Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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