Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
