so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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