He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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