sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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