You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Someone shit on the floor
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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