In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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