whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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