It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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