I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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