We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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