it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
